A friend and I were discussing some of the fawning that goes on among our more youthful students in martial arts class. As you can imagine, the XY out number the XX by quite a bit. The conversation turned hysterical when "martial arts come-on lines" were bantered about. Here, for your entertainment:
- It just doesn't hurt bad enough. (Ike or Jujitsu)
- I just love being in the guard. (Randori)
- NO, not there, just over a bit....OHMYGOD that hurts So right! (joint locks in general)
- It is best if you come from behind. (sparring)
- I might have to hit you with my BIG stick (Kobudo)
- Yeah, it's solid wood (ditto)
- The mount is my favorite (Randori)
- Here, I have to touch you to show you the proper position (side kick)
- Oh, my, did I bleed on you? (well, just pick an art)
And my current favorite:
That yellow and greens of your black eye really go well with that scarf....
1 comment:
Uh, the yellow and purple really do make you look tough.
--Rob
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